Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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