Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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