my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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