I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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