my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
It's blow job season.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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