sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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