Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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