I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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