Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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