I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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