I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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