Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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