i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
