Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
this boner is exhausting
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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