I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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