what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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