Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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