he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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