Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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