i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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