yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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