so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Randomize
