dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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