Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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