..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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