is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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