'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
