Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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