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I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I wish you could order shots online.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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