just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He felt like a one man threesome
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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