Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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