i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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