Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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