I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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