I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You can't motorboat a personality
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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