Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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