FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
oh god was she eating orange peels again
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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