Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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