Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i think i have two assholes
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Two words: blizzard sex
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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