you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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