Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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