he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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