4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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