I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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