So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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