There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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