But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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