We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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