That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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