You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
So apparently I’m into choking now
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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