There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
They are going to name an STD after you.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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