awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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