You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
he wants to bone in the snuggie
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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