why didn't you poke me back
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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