So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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