Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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