Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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