Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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